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Friday, September 06, 2013

Khutbah yang boring


Pengalaman jadi khatib/imam solat Jumaat 2-3 kali di Adelaide. Selalunya full house dalam 100 orang jemaah pelbagai bangsa dari pelbagai negara. Perkara paling penting ialah rukun khutbah terjaga, bacaan ayat al-Quran/hadith lancar dan doa juga lancar. Jangan sampai satu jemaah batal Jumaat disebabkan saya.

Perkara paling akhir ialah nak jadikan khutbah saya berapi-api hingga seluruh jemaah bersedia untuk mengadakan revolusi.

So give them a break to all the khatibs/imams Jumaat seluruh dunia. Kalau boring, tidur je le. Jumaat selesai pun dah kira alhamdulillah. Kalau dapat duduk dengar khutbah peniup semangat sekali dua tu syukurlah. Selalunya, syukurlah selesai Jumaat kita walaupun start duduk je terus tertidur (hatta sebelum khutbah tak mula lagi pun).


BTW, paling-paling kuat pun semangat lepas dengar khutbah berapi pun takat 5 minit je lepas tu layan fb, kan?

9 comments:

metal brain asylum said...

perghhh...dalam surau/masjid pon layan laman sosial?

scorps said...

tasykil,tasykil

deaf-angel said...

kadang2 aku sembayang kat masjid2 singapore yang khutbah cakap omputeh,

aku tengok budak2 melayu muda kasi khutbah speaking london, pehhhh..

multilinguist budak2 baru naik ni semua, respek.

PC kOKak™ said...

khutbah death metal

Ijau D. Koceng said...

waktu study kat usm dulu, masjid al-malik khalid kdg2 bg khutbah dlm bahasa arab...

Waqheh said...

setuju

Rafi said...

Dah ada pengalaman ok la tu doc

Adi Herman said...

rasanya kena simpan dulu dlm kereta la smartphone kita ni sebelum masok solat jumaat apatah lagi ketika khatib sedang baca khutbah hehe..cadangan saja la

Dr. Bentara said...

Adi Herman,

aku memang simpan smartphone kat kereta atau off terus.