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Friday, December 02, 2011

Hisap rokok

Saya tak hisap rokok. Quit many years ago.

Sedang leka melayan CD Dream Theater 'Octavarium' ketika drive pulang dari KL ke Tronoh, saya terperasan sms baru masuk. Dari wife:

---------- mula sms ------

Perbualan iman (anak sulung) n iwan (kawan iman),


Iman: Kamu pernah hisap rokok?
Iwan: Tak
Iman: Bapak saya cakap, kalau saya hisap rokok takleh duk rumah ni dah.


Isa (bongsu umur 4 tahun) menyampuk: Dulu-dulu masa baby, saya hisap tetek.

---------- akhir sms ------

Nasib baik kereta tak masuk longkang.

Isa

23 comments:

gym_midas said...

kalau tengah minum....mau trsemboq.....

rockmysoul said...

kah kah kah!!! epik,doc.epik!!

Witchunter said...

kuang ajaq......habis monitor pc aku dengan air liur aku....hahahahahahahhahaha ( sambil lap dengan tisu...)

Daddy Ziyyad said...

Isa yang genius!

Haha

WanBeruas said...

..mujok aku tak makan sagun la nihh..

Rina AVAIL a.k.a Cik Betty said...

hahah! tersembur biskut sy..isa isa u cool lah hahah

faqhrule said...

isa seorang yang jujur hehe

Ahmad Nizamuddin Abdullah said...

genius.

speedrider said...

hahahha kids dont lie

alien said...

kelakar~
cis

miloais said...

wakakakaka
adehhhhhhhh!~ nyaris tak sembur air kosong dalam mulut iols!

Sylarius said...

kecik-kecik dah pandai buat lawak adik isa ni. haha

ikatankasihku said...

sebab air yg isa minum tu lah, isa jadi bijak..he2..bravo2

gayour said...

syabas isa! syabas!

milk - anthrax

zoe said...

hahahhahahahahahaha. unexpected sentence.. Isa la oi..

Nizam said...

keh3.pandai sudah!

Pipiyapong Abdillah Hamzah said...

Keh keh keh!

Anaa said...

isa yang alert.. kekeke..

Republic said...

kebenarannya...keh3

Kaboi Tanduk said...

mmg style la isa..
tgk gaya pun kelakar, selipar lain2..hahah

ihsan_huhu said...

gahahaha speeding balik rumah

Arip said...

Stail.. selipar sebelah lain. kehkehkeh.

wada-ami said...

best..