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Monday, May 09, 2011

Anekdot Dialog #4: Budak tabligh

Budak Salafi: Sheikh, anta jangan baca buku Fadhail Amal ini, ada hadith daif.

Budak Tabligh: Mana anta tahu ada hadith dhaif, kalau anta tak baca

- tamat -

Budak Tabligh: Allah boleh buat apa sahaja dengan kehendaknya, dengan sebab, berlawanan dengan asbab dan tanpa sebab.

Budak Salafi: Ana rasa patut enta bahas kaedah 3 (Rubbubiyah, Uluhiyyah dan Asma Us Sifah)

Budak Tabligh: Maaf tak dak dalam sylibus kami.

Budak Salafi: Tak salafi betul akidah tabligh.

Budak Tabligh: Kami sampaikan(tabligh) perkara akidah kepada orang awam, itu amalan salafusoleh. Cuba enta sampaikan juga kat jiran-jiran.

Budak Salafi: Tak apa kami dah sampaikan dalam blog dan website.

Budak Tabligh: Hmm jangan solat guna blog dah la.

Ahli Masjid : Jom kita baca Al Qur'an, membazir masa je sembang kat luar tu.



oleh AbuQays (al-fikrah.net)

2 comments:

culpritgirl said...

ni budak tabligh melayu di malaysia ke budak tabligh pak arab di timur tengah?

Peluncur Islam said...

hehehe... macam2 sekarang.... tak pe... kita teruskan kerja kita...