Temuramah MLM bersama AIDID MU'ADDIB

Multilevel Marketing (MLM) memanglah istilah biasa untuk kita. Tapi dikaitkan dengan Skim Piramid (SP)? Pada sesetengah orang ini adalah benda baru. Tetapi bagi mereka yang mahu mengkaji, ada kaitan rapat antara keduanya. Salah seorang pengkaji dan menjadi one-man-show untuk membongkar "skim" ini adalah blogger AIDID MU'ADDIB. Blog beliau memang dedicated untuk memberi amaran kepada mereka yang berkira-kira mahu join skim MLM.


Saya pun bukanlah berminat dengan MLM. Join pun sekali (Cosway) a few years back tetapi immediately after joining, rasa takde makna. Tetapi ini bukan sebab saya buat temuramah tapi percaya atau tidak, blogger ni mat rock juga. Sesuai sangatlah masuk dalam Krenmaut. Rockers/Metallers everywhere and good to know that some of them uses their brains!

Without further ado...

Sejak bila MLM ni start kat Malaysia ni? Ketika itu, apa persepsi anda dan bagaimana ia boleh berubah hingga menyebabkan anda seolah-olah berperang dengan MLM ini?
My first experience was with Zhulian, in 1993 (thereabouts) while in the Univ (Zhulian was started in 1989 btw… those parasites still survive till now, fuckshit!). My GF dragged me to go to those MLM talks… which for the love of God, I refused to go inside the hall where the hollered and clapped like monkeys… I followed her because she's my GF (later my wife), that's about it. To join such crap, not me man. I waited outside the hall waiting for my GF to finish, smoking 5-6 sticks of cigarettes in 2 hours… probably. Somehow… even  then, although I didn't even know the heck it was - MLM is abhorent to me.

True enough… my GF did some sales amongst her friends, then gave up. Selling costume jewellery and useless other Zhulian stuffs won't get anyone honest anywhere (and my GF is honest,l straight as arrow) - all hypes and promises of riches, but palin shit through and through…

And for the next ~15 years, I forgot all about this issue… you know, being busy with work and life in general - aku org makan gaji, and I have a great job, so doing MLM or such extra-curricular businesses didn't appeal to me. But mostly, I have a good job… money was enough - and I'm too busy anyway.

Kenapa anda merasakan perlu untuk sistem MLM ini ditentang habis-habisan?
Almost 2 years ago, I join facebook… and I saw FB was a platform for MLMs and pyramid-schemes (the whole internet too), and it was done by lots of stupid young meleis... well mostly. I actually studied the issue thoroughly (like I studied pathology or psychiatry or computer science… etc.), and realised that the whole  damn thing is one huge freaking scams by people who couldn't care if their rezeki is halal or haram - and the victims have that same criteria too (tak kesah duit datang dari mana langsung - janji dapat sket)… geng meleis sebegini mmg dungu nak mampos, mangkok-hayon no hope. However, those "victims" in turn are mostly stupid less educated meleis who could not understand the "commerce conspiracy" that had been played on them… you follow me here?

MLM/SP are a method of business done by masterminds (mostly kapiaq, but as you can see in the case of HPA - geng kopiah pun sama aje beb) that has no business ethics and has no general sense of humanity - whereby, if you understand the issue well enough - in any MLM or PS, a majority of members will  be made to lose money, so that 5% or so people on top will get the bulk of the profit, and in that 5%… probably 0.1% will get rich. In any MLM or PS… that is the real fact of the matter, no two ways about it.

But as you can see nowadays, meleis in Malaya are really stupid when it comes to business sense - to me… any MLM/PS system is such a simple scam. It's like going to Genting Casino to gamble - 1000 go up, 20 guy break even, and 1 guy get rich playing poker or roullete or blackjack, against the house. Yang lain yg kalah judi tu pegi sedekah duit free kat Lim Goh Tong.


Gerakan ini ada organisasi tertentu ke? NGO? Perlukah berorganisasi dalam hal ini?
Organisasi Subversif Aidid Mu'addib and Gang: Current member = 1. NGO? I dunno. What can a group of people like me do? Most important is the people in our govt. My main issue has always been with the govt and KPDNKK - or the lack of any substantial actions or whatever… in the mean time, scams after scams keep coming up, either from oversea or from locals.

Are you telling me… kerajaan Malaysia tarak economists yg berwibawa ke? Seriously? The fuck is going on in Putrajaya man? Cuba kambus aje Putrajaya tu masuk dlm tasik buatan yg ada skrg kat sana - settled semua perkara. Does the govt really don't care about those poor meleis (and poorly educated too) being played senselessly by rich people, who wanna get more rich doing huge scams selling useless product that no sane humans would be bothered with?


Walaupun ramai yang kecundang dengan MLM ini, kenapa masih ada yang menyertainya?
Like I said - it's all psychological, it's a game - kaburkan fikiran majoriti yg tak faham pasal ekonomi dan matematik dan sains tu semua dgn janji2 manis utk kaya - drpd 100 org, dapat 10 org terpengaruh dgn dakyah haram-laknat MLM/SP sebegini… jadi la tu beb. Kalau 30 juta orang rakyat Malaysia, itu dah ada 3 juta umat. Huge profit can be made doing scams bro - if the govt keep allowing it forever and ever.

Si mastermind atau geng alkapiaq yg promote kejadah ni apa kesah?

Money from mat jenin dan minah klepet will smell as nice as money from you or me… it's just that I wouldn't give my money away for scams like MonaVie, Herbalife, USANA, HPA, ScoreAssholes…. they all can go to hell… buat rombongan beramai2. But… what about those young stupid meleis yg tak sudah2 join MLM/SP dan sebok mempengaruh ahli keluarga sendiri dan kawan2 utk jadi downline - seterusnya kasi permasalahan ini jadi lebih besar - dan seterusnya mengayakan lagik mastermind from hell tu semua? It's a vicious cycle man… unending.

Menentang MLM ini bagaikan satu passion anda. Anda tidur, makan, berak... MLM?
Nope… when I'm bored at the office - then I'll do my research. Then… I write. I'm the kind of guy who doesn't like being idle for nothing. If I don't work… I read, I play my guitar, I play with my computers… layan bini, layan anak - jalan2 cari makan.

Ada juga agamawan yang berkata MLM ni OK disulam dengan ayat-ayat al-Quran dan hadith. Bagaimana menghadapi situasi sebegini?
That means agamawan tu bukan org alim le tu… org yg kuat agama, kekayaan tu bukan perkara penting - ibadah dia yg penting, ain't it? Those agamawan as you said are just SICK ASSHOLES… that's what I think. See here… kalau aku la yg buat MLM/SP, aku tahu aku akan boleh dapat byk duit, tapi aku tahu duit tu akan datang drpd beribu2 umat yg akan kena kencing - but that is okay with me, because I don't care where my rezeki comes from. I'm just evil and berperangai parasite macam cacing kerawit - I can live with that. I will continue my life being that lousy human being…. janji gua kaya. You know, some people gamble, some people provide the mode of gambling (like Lim Goh Tong), some peole sell guns so that the buyer can kill other people, some people rob banks, and some people become the mastermind in pyramid scheme or MLM - but most of them know it's wrong and rezeki sebegitu haram - but, for the love of money and worldly gains, they still do it anyway. Who the hell cares?

Now you have these "agamawan" as you said - where do they fit? Berterusan mencari alasan nak menghalalkan benda yg akan merugikan majoriti ahli MLM - siap kasi ayat Quran dan Hadith yg tak berkaitan langsung (tak berkaitan sebab MLM tak wujud dlm perniagaan Islam - never ever!), dan berterusan mempengaruhi sesama Islam utk join perniagaan scam sebegini… wadefak man? Are you telling me they cannot see the bigger picture about these issues? Atau saja2 buat tak tahu?

Self-delusion and hypocrisy is prevalent in our people, man - munafiqun itu rupanya sama aje dgn ko dan aku - sesetengahnya siap pakai kopiah dan berjanggut 17 helai beb.


Pernah disapa oleh pihak berkuasa berkenaan dengan blog anda?
Pernah - 2 kali.

Sekali, ada pegawai agensi kerajaan (sounded like KPDNKK… not sure) yg menyokong kerja aku - off the record. Ask me to carry on - kembang sekejap gua bro….

Sekali lagi by SKMM - ttg isu dogtor Hafiz kulibatak apek Hai-O… pegawai tu cakap aku melakukan perkara yg memperlekehkan org lain tanpa sebab or whatever ntah - aku balas, bahalol sekor tu patut digantung drpd lesen doktornya sebab buat scam Hai-O dan mempergunakan status kedogtorannya utk mempengaruhi org ramai utk beli barang merapu yg terbukti tiada kaitan dgn perubatan konvensional - dan dogtornya sekaligus telah melanggar ETIKA PERUBATAN MALAYSIA dan AKTA PERUBATAN MALAYSIA 1971 dan jugak melanggar AKTA  UBATAN (Iklan dan Jualan) 1956 (Pindaan 1983) dan Lembaga Pengiklanan Perubatan 1976. Pastu senyap…
http://aididmuaddib.blogspot.com/2011/05/doktor-perubatan-buat-mlm-mau-cari.html


Nampak macam minat muzik rock? Metal berat dan kental camana? Band apa yang paling diikuti?
Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, Dio, Metallica, Megadeth, Whitesnake, ACDC, Rush, Satriani, Led Zep… you know, the old school stuffs. But I listened to about every genre there are… except most rap and hip-hop shit… plus popular useless acts like bahalol Bieber, Rihanna, Gaga Wadefak… those are a no-no. I have 30,000+ mp3 in my collection, and I have a soft spot for John Mellencamp, Tom Petty, Mark Knopfler, Cranberries, Counting Crows, Sting, Journey, Bob Seger… and those are just what I could think of, at the moment. Music acts nowadays are mostly crap - and most kids today will never ever appreciate those bands like… hmmm, you know when Manowar's Eric Adams do the "Kill with power…. did! die!" and when Lemmy start doing "Overkill".

Boleh main gitar? Ada gitar berapa bijik?
Dah pernah beli gitar - 6, tapi hanya ada 3 di tangan, 2 electric, 1 acoustic - and cheap ones I admit. I'm not a rich guy… not really. But I can play the dang thing bebeh!

Nasihat kepada mereka yang rasa nak berMLM dan kepada pembaca Krenmaut sekalian.
Study study study - if you're a student, study well. If you're stuck on some issues, study the issues inside-out. Get to the bottom of the issue till there's nowhere else to go - 'less you get bad half-cooked knowledge and start doing crappy things in life. For instance… by joining shit business like MLM and pyramid-schemes. Byk cara lain nak cari rezeki beb… tanpa mengencing sapa2 utk kaya. Studying well in Univ. is a good place to start. Itu problem paling besar umat Melayu - mat rempit dan minah klepet yg dungupiang bersepah2, dan sekoq2 tak mahu belajar bersungguh2. Yg dah ada byk ilmu, dah jadi professional dan kaya pulak - tak ambik kesah pasal umat meleis yg dungu dan miskin tadi… lantak korang la, aku dah idup senang… apa nak kesah? Oh ya... yang memegang kuasa sebok mengesahkan video lucah.